PhD as in permanent head damage???

 I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell

I know, right now you can't tell

But stay a while and maybe then you'll see

A different side of me

I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired

I know, right now you don't care

But soon enough you're gonna think of me

And how I used to be

yeah, how I used to be

How I used to be

Well, I'm just a little unwell

How I used to be, how I used to be

I'm just a little unwell

funny pic and extract of lyrics of 'Unwell' by Robb Thomas googled this morning

Will you buy this?

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)


Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:


Dear Beneficiary,


Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is USD 14,000,000.00 due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.


The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria His Excellency Goodluck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes.Now how would you like to receive your payment? because we have two method of payment which is by Bank transfer or by Visa ATM Card?


VISA ATM CARD: We will be issuing to you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to USD 3,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card or VISA Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 2 years time which is 2014. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Federal minister of finance: contact information federal minister of finance.


ATM card center
Name: Mr.Dave Steve
Email: atmcardofficedepartment_centrepa@yahoo.es
Phone: +234-803-489-1843
Contact Mr.Dave Steve of the ATM card centre with your information as follows:


Full name:


City:


State:


Direct phone / mobile number:


Current occupation:


Once you have sent the required information to Mr.Dave Steve he will contact you with instructions on how to make the payment of USD 350 for the approval slip after which he will proceed towards delivery of the ATM card without any further delay. you are hereby been authorized/guaranteed by the federal bureau of investigation to commence towards completing this transaction, as there shall be no delay once payment for the approval slip has been made to the authorized agent.


Once you have completed payment of USD 350 to the agent in charge of this transaction, immediately contact us back for more investigation for conformation of your ATM card. The both offices are working 24hours to get this project complete.


Yours in service,


Robert.s.Mueller iii
FBI director

Would you believe you can simply pluck USD14,000,000 out of nowhere just by following the instructions given, and that is by the FBI????

 
 

*sigh*