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Showing posts with label Books. Show all posts

Tuesday, 29 January 2013

The silliest laws of the world

I am currently reading "The World's Best Book", one of the books I bought at the Big Bad Wolf book sale last year. This book, authored by Jan Payne and published in 2008, amuses me with lots of unexpected and unthinkable things that had ever occured on earth related to people, things and places. It's a selection of the best, biggest, bravest, worst, weirdest, wildest, funniest, flashiest, furthest, hottest, highest, hairiest, longest, lowest, loudest, deepest, darkest, deadliest, smallest, smelliest, strongest, most expensive, most venomous, most popular..... and the list continues.




Let me share with you one of the hillarious content of this book:

THE SILLIEST LAWS..
  1. In Ohio, USA, it is illegal to get a fish drunk. 
  2. In the UK, it is an act of treason to position a postage stamp bearing a king's or queen's head upside down. 
  3. In Victoria, Australia, it is an offence to wear pink hotpants after midday on Sundays. 
  4. In florida, USA, it is illegal for unmarried women to parachute on Sundays.
  5. In England, drivers of black taxi cabs are required to ask all passengers if they have smallpox or the plague.
  6. In China, you are not allowed to rescue anyone who is drowning because it is thought you are interfering with their fate.
  7. In Switzerland, after 10pm, a man may not pee standing up.
  8. In California, USA, it is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting licence.
  9. In the city of Joliet in Illinois, USA, a woman can be arrested for trying on for more than six dresses in one shop.
  10. In the UK, any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end can be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks.
  11. In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon.
  12. In Milan, Italy, there is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except at funerals or during hospital visits.
  13. In Kentucky, USA, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is more than 1.8 metres long.
  14. Kissing on French railways is forbidden, and in Greece, if a man is caught kissing a woman, the death penalty can be enforced.
  15. In England, any boy under ten years old may not look at a naked shop dummy.
  16. In Beijing, China, you could be fined if you stop your car at a pedestrian crossing to let someone cross the road.
  17. In Alabama, USA, it is not lawful to flick snot into the wind.
  18. In Cester, UK, it is legal to shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow, as long as the event occurs within the city walls and it is after midnight.
  19. In Alabama, USA, it is illegal to drive a vehicle while blindfolded.
  20. In Vermont, USA, women must get consent from their husbands before wearing false teeth.
So what do you think about these laws? Whilst it's funny to come across silly laws like these, they indicate that there are many ridiculous behaviours in this world that need serious attention!

Fancy a pink hotpants, anybody? Smile!

Sunday, 9 December 2012

The big bad wolf strikes again!

Thriller. Fiction. Romance. Murder. Architecture. Design. Contemporary arts. Politics. Health. Beauty. Hobby. Marketing. Photography. Bibliographies. Travel. Cookery. Business. Bla..bla..bla.. dot..dot..dot.. etc. etc. etc. *sigh*





This happens at The Big Bad Wolf (BBW) book sale held at the Mines International Convention Centre (MICC) from 7th to 23rd December 2012, from 9am to 9pm. This is the second year BBW holds such event. The organiser claims that this is the biggest book sale in the world with over three million book titles offered at unbelievably low prices. Well, firstly, I do believe it. I have never seen so many books in my life. Secondly, the books are definitely cheap! Novels of RM30 to RM40 normal retail price are selling at RM5 to RM8 only! Thirdly, name what you want and you'll find it here!

The best part? For the first three days, the organiser is holding a non-stop 72-hour rally to attract as many visitors to the sale. I went there at 11pm on the first day. There was a massive traffic jam just outside the exhibition centre as people stormed in and looked for parking spaces. Either the car park are limited in numbers or there were too many visitors jamming the place simultaneously.



The exhibition hall was packed with book lovers. Would you believe that many visitors came with suitcases and even supermarket trolleys (where on earth did they get those trolleys from??? arrghh!!!) These people must have experienced the "aura" from last year's sale so they came well prepared this year.




After about four hours wandering in this big area, my legs could not stand straight anymore. Hubby has long surrendered at one corner of the hall, so I assigned him as "the bookkeeper". Hahaha! We were all tired of walking, but even then, we estimated that we have covered only about 70% of the floor area. Oh! This is what I call heaven on earth. I ended up buying 37 books, mostly English novels, each at a flat price of RM8 only. The children got some educational books for themselves too.

We went back at nearly 5am the next day. We thought by that time most people would have gone home but we were wrong. More have just arrived to join the crowd! There were long queues at all six paying counters.



Well, here are what we brought home that morning. Two boxes full of books! Now I am having difficulty to choose which book to read first....



Well, it seems like the big bad wolf isn't so bad after all...

Wednesday, 12 September 2012

Lost


I am calmly lost in my own world. Stoned. Did not crack pot. But definitely high. At this stage, nothing surprise me anymore. Owh! So post-doc syndrome!

Just finished reading this very interesting book by Randa Abdel-Fattah. If she really spilt out facts on what every ordinary Aussie Muslim teenagers are facing to cope with faith and culture in life, then I need to think many times before I decide to take my family and migrate to Australia.

Should have explained more on what transpired in the book that had me glued to it 24/7. Perhaps not now. Lazy.

By the way, I've gone through my viva voce session on 3rd September recently. It was a two and a half hour session with all the senate members and examiners wore black hoodies and strapped ancient daggers to their chest and hummed "Killing Me Softly" as their opening ritual.

But yay!! I survived!

Alhamdulillah...!



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